Blame It On The Drains

I was right. Waking up feeling like a million bucks, then taking a highly medicated nap and waking up an invalid was pretty brutal. Here is what I remember: Being wheeled into the OR filled with good-looking people and lots of lights. Waking up in recovery to an awesome nurse named EJ who I spent…

Yes, I brought a stuffed bunny

I’m baaaacckkkk! Can’t write much ’cause I’m on lot of drugs and this iPhone screen seems to be moving around and splitting into two every few seconds. Well, it happened. I had a bilateral mastectomy. My surgical team was straight out of Grey’s Anatomy. McHunky the anesthesiologist, McGorgeous the breast surgeon and McSuave for plastics….

We’ve Got Her Back

(It’s Jennie again.) Grace says ‘hi.’ Everyone told her that Day 2 would be pretty much the worst. Guess what? It is. But we know that it’s normal for this situation. She is still in & out of woozy, druggy sleep. She did have a quiet night, though. Hopefully a healing one. Many doctors checked…

Post-Surgery Update

Hi, it’s Grace’s sister Jennie. A very brief update about how Grace is doing. She is in her room resting and gradually coming off the major pain meds/sleep drugs. Her surgeons reported that the mastectomy and reconstruction both went very well. It was a long operation. All good news from the surgery team. Grace is…

See you on the flipside

  I’m here. I’m hungry. I’m ready. I’m scared. But mostly hungry. I slept alright with the exception of tooth pain that left my sister and I contemplating whether or not we could crush a Tylenol for me to snort since I can’t have water. Ended up swallowing that bitch with saliva somewhere around 4am…

Cancer Ruins Plans

The breast surgeon said, ‘if you feel up to it.’ Therapist #1 said, ‘you might want to consider staying home.’ Plastic surgeon said, ‘I don’t care, I make boobs.’ Therapist #2, who specializes in cancer patients, said ‘absolutely do NOT go.’ And the dentist said, ‘I basically need to drill your face off every day…

YOU get an implant! & YOU get an implant! (insert Oprah voice here)

I think we have all envisioned that moment when your children are handed their first silicone implants. It’s the stuff parenting dreams are made of. We made the somewhat controversial decision to include our older children in as much of the process as we deem acceptable and as much as they show interest in. They…

Happy Sequin Circle, Sad Dull Square

A few days ago I had a marathon of doctor appointments all in one day. We opened with a pre-op physical which included a blood draw and an aggressive nasal swabbing, followed by my first visit to the oncologist and the grand finale was one last visit with my breast surgeon. Are you already jealous?…

Posterity

You may or may not have noticed that there are some revealing photos attached to this blog post. These are not intended to titillate, but to capture this exact moment in time while my body remains mine, whole. I read a story somewhere about a woman who had a bilateral mastectomy who longed to remember…