A Grancer SOS

STAY-AT-HOME-PARENT–┬áZero consistency, no days off (including sick days), lots of human excrement, emotional garbage disposal, complete loss of sense of self. Managed by tiny dictators. Payment in leftover Goldfish crackers. Okay, so the above is my first job, Job #1. Parenting is my priority (in terms of ‘work,’ not in terms of snacks or naps)….