Statistics are stupid. Seriously, what do statistics even mean if you are the unlucky sucker in the minority? Example: When I had my mammogram at 35 years old last year, here is what the radiologist said: “I see something, but it is probably nothing. I am going to say that there is an 80% chance…
Month: February 2017
On Masochism
I have always, for as long as I can remember, been a bit of a glutton for punishment. As an adult, I learned of the term ‘masochism’ and knew I had that affliction. Now get your minds out of the gutter, people, I’m not talking freaky-deaky stuff here, I am talking the concept of lightly…
Pap Smear Campaign
I saw my midwife for my annual lady-parts exam 2 weeks ago. It was much ado about nothing, mostly just catching up about personal things since I work with my midwife when I am functioning as a doula and she wanted to hear all about how I was doing. I wasn’t due for my 3…
Follicular Folly
Okay, I realize that a haircut was probably slightly premature, but I am desperate to do anything that feels non-cancery. My hair was starting to grow over my ears and the nape of my neck was looking sloppy. This was all I needed to warrant a visit to the salon. The haircut itself took approximately…
Teaser
I can’t tell you much, but I can tell you that I am working on something very special and very powerful with a remarkable female filmmaker. Let’s just say, I’ll probably headline the SuperBowl Halftime Show next year. Stay tuned for a late 2017 debut. Until then, continue to enjoy the inspirational train wreck that…
Cancer Tourette’s
There is a very unfortunate situation happening in one of my children’s classrooms. We live in a lovely suburb with fantastic public schools, but unfortunately no school district is immune from emotional problems in the classroom. I can not and will not get into the specifics of the situation, but I can tell you that…
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